Notes to Self

Note to self: Do not allow two year old who is in the mimicking phase to watch America's Funniest Videos. You never know when he might pop off with "Daddy, kiss my butt!"

Note to self: Always take twice as many diapers as you think you need and an extra outfit when attending church with a two-month old. An extra outfit for the baby is helpful, too....

Note to self: Quit buying new tupperware. He's just going to continue sticking it in the microwave, no matter what you say.

Note to self: When your almost 12 year old daughter makes dessert for the family and you find some unidentified objects in several bites of your portion, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT and swallow!